who does this?

i was waiting in the parking lot for my cousin to leave work this afternoon, parked in the first spot next to the handicapped spot, when a white sebring pulled up next to me. he had parked all wonky, and leaned over to roll down the passenger side window. nervous that he was going to try to talk to me, i leaned the opposite way to mess with my ipod and ignore him. when i glanced back, he had leaned his seat back a little back, i could see the top of his rasta cap reclining. i relaxed, figuring he was waiting for a girlfriend or someone to leave the store as well, even thinking he was a little bit cute with his cap. so i glanced over one more time.

he was masturbating.

i drove away.